Funny kids growing up

Andrew declared himself the "Mayor of Friendville" last night. Erin had texted him last night and wanted to know what some guy at Wilsonville High School saw in her and why he wanted to date her. This brought on the lament, "I am like the mayor of "Friendville."

Delaney used the phrase "a bat in the cave" last night at dinner.  I am well aware that I am 49 years old and have been out of touch with the hip young lingo for a while.  However, I had not heard the term "a bat in the cave".  As a service to other dads out there that think they are hip and up-to-date on all the cool lingo, a "bat in the cave" means you have a booger that is visible, but still inside your nostril.