Funny things kids say

Andrew's birthday this year was on Mothers' Day. Not close, a few days before or after, but the same day. He is 12 now, so he has figured out that Mothers' Day does win out.
Anyway, we told him he could have a half birthday party instead in November. That was fine with him and as the big day approached, we decided to have his friends over for BBQ hamburgers and watch a movie. Hungry, bottomless pit 12 year old boys and hamburgers. We figured we could do the toppings bar and had ketchup, mustard, mayo, pickles (sweet and dill), lettuce tomato, grilled onions, grilled mushrooms, and cheese. We bought a package of Kraft singles and laid it out next to all the other toppings.

So, the point of these post was when one of Andrew's friend saw the spread on the table with all the toppings before him, he said, "Is that the fake cheese that isn't cheese but tastes really good! That's awesome! We never have that at home!"

Kids do say the funniest thing...